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the stuff that comes out when you give a lady a tongue bath while she's on her period and it feels like a horror movie in your mouth
My cousin said he felt like he was eating a used tampon.
She told me I should get a degree in grossness.
He texted me: 'I might need a shower and a new soul.'
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the messy result of licking a lady’s snatch while she’s bleeding and it’s like your mouth is in a sewer
He said it tasted like old socks and blood.
She laughed and said, 'You’ll never eat pizza the same way again.'
He DM’d me: 'I think I need a mouthwash and a priest.'
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the gross stuff that leaks out when you do a tongue job on a lady who’s on her period and it’s like your mouth is being attacked by a monster
He said it felt like a monster was licking his tongue.
She said, 'You should never eat tacos again.'
He texted: 'I need to burn my mouth and my brain.'
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