East Texas Spaghetti

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When two people, usually cousins who’ve been fighting since birth, take a dump and then rub their hair all over it like it’s a holy relic.

My cousin and I did East Texas Spaghetti in the back of a pickup truck. It was a spiritual experience.

At the family reunion, my uncle and his brother did East Texas Spaghetti in front of the whole crowd. It was legendary.

I did East Texas Spaghetti with my brother after he stole my last slice of pizza. It was messy, but it was worth it.

When two cousins, or any two people who hate each other’s guts, take a dump and then use their hair to wipe it up like it’s a sacred duty.

At the church picnic, my cousin and I did East Texas Spaghetti on the bounce house. The kids loved it.

My dad and his brother did East Texas Spaghetti in the garage after a long argument. It was a classic.

I did East Texas Spaghetti with my neighbor after he stole my TV. It was a war.

When two people, especially cousins who’ve been fighting since they were toddlers, dump their guts and then use their hair to make a mess out of it.

My cousins did East Texas Spaghetti in the middle of the football field. It was the best game ever.

I did East Texas Spaghetti with my brother in the kitchen. The whole house smelled like hell.

At the family barbecue, my uncle and his brother did East Texas Spaghetti on the grill. It was a hot mess.