East Texas Gravy Boat
Feeding a woman so much gravy she turns into a walking breakfast table and you eat her out like she’s a biscuit
My neighbor’s wife is the gravy boat of the entire block.
At the potluck, my aunt turned into the gravy boat and my cousin couldn’t stop laughing.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to be the gravy boat and she said yes... then I regretted it.