East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two
You eat so much corn and peanuts you think you're gonna explode, then you poop it out and use it like a weapon to stab someone you hate in the back, especially if they're your ex and they're still messaging you.
I ate so much I thought I was gonna blow up. Then I pooped it out and used it to punch my ex in the face.
Corn and peanuts were my lunch. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex like she was a dog.
I ate so much I thought I was gonna die. Then I pooped it out and used it to stab my ex in the back.