East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two

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Eating so much corn and peanuts you turn into a walking garbage disposal, then digging out the stuff you can't digest and shoving it into the ass of someone you despise, like your ex who just texted you a crying emoji.

I ate so much corn I turned into a goddamn corn cob. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex.

I ate peanuts like it was my job. Then I pooped it out and threw it at my girlfriend's face.

I ate so much I turned into a pig. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex like she was a dog.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You eat so much corn and peanuts you think you're gonna explode, then you poop it out and use it like a weapon to stab someone you hate in the back, especially if they're your ex and they're still messaging you.

I ate so much I thought I was gonna blow up. Then I pooped it out and used it to punch my ex in the face.

Corn and peanuts were my lunch. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex like she was a dog.

I ate so much I thought I was gonna die. Then I pooped it out and used it to stab my ex in the back.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You eat a ton of corn and peanuts, then you go to the bathroom and pick the grossest bits out of your poop and give them to someone you hate, like your ex who just texted you 'why?'

I ate so much corn I turned into a monster. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex like she was a monster too.

I ate peanuts like they were money. Then I pooped it out and gave it to my ex like it was a gift.

I ate so much I turned into a giant. Then I pooped it out and threw it at my ex like she was a target.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You stuff your face with corn and peanuts until you're full, then you poop it out and use it to beat up someone you hate, especially your ex who just broke your heart and still texts you.

I ate so much corn I looked like a corn field. Then I pooped it out and beat my ex with it like she was a punching bag.

I ate peanuts until I was full. Then I pooped it out and used it to hit my ex in the face.

I ate so much I turned into a peanut butter sandwich. Then I pooped it out and used it to beat my ex like she was a kid.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You chow down on corn and peanuts like it's your last meal, then you go to the bathroom and take the chunks you can't digest and feed them to the person you hate the most, like your ex who just said 'I don't love you anymore.'

I ate so much corn I looked like a giant corn cob. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex like she was a dog.

I ate peanuts like they were free. Then I pooped it out and used it to punch my ex in the face.

I ate so much I turned into a corn monster. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex like she was a monster too.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You eat so much corn and peanuts you think you're going to die, then you poop it out and use it to feed someone you hate, like your ex who just texted you a heartbroken emoji.

I ate so much corn I turned into a walking corn cob. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex like she was a pig.

I ate peanuts like they were money. Then I pooped it out and gave it to my ex like it was a gift.

I ate so much I thought I was going to die. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex like she was a dog.

by Slangipedia 14d ago