East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two
You chow down on corn and peanuts like it's your last meal, then you go to the bathroom and take the chunks you can't digest and feed them to the person you hate the most, like your ex who just said 'I don't love you anymore.'
I ate so much corn I looked like a giant corn cob. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex like she was a dog.
I ate peanuts like they were free. Then I pooped it out and used it to punch my ex in the face.
I ate so much I turned into a corn monster. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex like she was a monster too.