East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two
You eat a ton of corn and peanuts, then you go to the bathroom and pick the grossest bits out of your poop and give them to someone you hate, like your ex who just texted you 'why?'
I ate so much corn I turned into a monster. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex like she was a monster too.
I ate peanuts like they were money. Then I pooped it out and gave it to my ex like it was a gift.
I ate so much I turned into a giant. Then I pooped it out and threw it at my ex like she was a target.