East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two
You stuff your face with corn and peanuts until you're full, then you poop it out and use it to beat up someone you hate, especially your ex who just broke your heart and still texts you.
I ate so much corn I looked like a corn field. Then I pooped it out and beat my ex with it like she was a punching bag.
I ate peanuts until I was full. Then I pooped it out and used it to hit my ex in the face.
I ate so much I turned into a peanut butter sandwich. Then I pooped it out and used it to beat my ex like she was a kid.