East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two
You eat so much corn and peanuts you think you're going to die, then you poop it out and use it to feed someone you hate, like your ex who just texted you a heartbroken emoji.
I ate so much corn I turned into a walking corn cob. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex like she was a pig.
I ate peanuts like they were money. Then I pooped it out and gave it to my ex like it was a gift.
I ate so much I thought I was going to die. Then I pooped it out and fed it to my ex like she was a dog.