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East St. Louis Toodle-oo
When a woman goes down on a man while Steely Dan is blaring. Cuervo Gold and Colombian are optional but they make it better.
They did it during a Zoom call and no one knew.
He was on the phone and she went down on him like it was a surprise party.
She did it in the grocery store and the clerk didn’t even look up.
East St. Louis
A smelly city in Illinois that smells like wet dog and bad decisions. It’s run by crooked politicians who’d sell their moms for a dollar and a cheap strip club.
My cousin got arrested in East St. Louis for trying to steal a cop’s donut.
I took a shower in East St. Louis and it felt like I was washing out a trash can.
The mayor of East St. Louis doesn’t know the difference between a budget and a bottle of cheap wine.
East St. Louis
A city that used to be okay but now it’s like a rotten sandwich that nobody wants to eat.
I tried to move to East St. Louis and my cat ran away and joined a gang.
My brother’s house in East St. Louis fell apart like a bad relationship.
East St. Louis is so bad, even the rats have a bad attitude.
East St. Louis
The place where people smoke crack and pretend they’re not high while they’re doing it.
My friend got high in East St. Louis and tried to talk to a wall. The wall didn’t reply.
I went to East St. Louis and saw a guy doing crack with a chicken.
The crack in East St. Louis is so strong, it made my dog go crazy and start dancing.
East St. Louis
A place where a woman gives a man a special kind of kiss while Steely Dan plays and Cuervo Gold is flowing like a river.
My aunt gave my uncle a special kind of kiss in East St. Louis and he hasn’t stopped laughing since.
I went to East St. Louis and saw a woman doing a special kind of kiss to a man who looked like he just got out of jail.
The man in East St. Louis got a special kind of kiss and now he’s famous on TikTok.
East St louis sober
A place where you can smoke crack and still pretend you’re not a mess.
I smoked crack at East St Louis sober and told my mom I was cleaning my room.
At East St Louis sober, I smoked crack and said I was on a spiritual journey.
I went to East St Louis sober, smoked crack, and called it a detox.
East St louis sober
The only sober place where you can still be high and still be a failure.
I went to East St Louis sober, smoked crack, and failed my math test.
East St Louis sober is where I smoked crack and still got in trouble.
I went to East St Louis sober, smoked crack, and still got kicked out of school.
East St louis sober
A place where you smoke crack and still call it being responsible.
I smoked crack at East St Louis sober and called it a healthy habit.
At East St Louis sober, I smoked crack and told my teacher I was working on my health.
I went to East St Louis sober, smoked crack, and said I was being productive.
East Spring Secondary School
The best school in Tampines Street 34, teachers are cool, toilets are shithole, and you’ll be so pumped you’ll probably get a brain fart from trying too hard.
My teachers are like rockstars, but the toilets are like a prison shower.
I’d rather get a brain fart than use that toilet again.
Best school ever, except when I have to pee.
East Spring Secondary School
East Spring Secondary School is the top school in Tampines Street 34, teachers are awesome, toilets are a disaster, and you’ll be so motivated you’ll probably cry from the pressure.
My teachers are awesome, but the toilets are like a horror movie.
I cried in the toilet once. It was that bad.
I’m motivated to be awesome, but the toilet might kill me.
East Spring Secondary School
The school on Tampines Street 34 that’s top notch, teachers are nice, toilets are gross, and you’ll be so fired up you’ll probably lose your mind.
Teachers are like my heroes, toilets are like my nightmares.
I lost my mind once after using that toilet.
Top school, but that toilet will drive you insane.
East Sparks Sunburn
A woman or man getting so turned on by a vibrating toy that the battery dies mid-ride and then explodes like a firework, burning their insides with battery acid.
My vibrator just blew up and now I taste battery acid and regret my life choices.
I was doing my business and my toy exploded and I got a chemical burn up my butt.
My vibrator went boom and now I have acid burns and a broken heart.
East Sparks Sunburn
When someone’s butt gets lit on fire by a battery that explodes during a serious butt session.
My butt caught on fire because my toy exploded. I’m now a walking fire hazard.
I was trying to get my daily dose of joy and my toy turned into a volcano.
The battery went boom and now my butt smells like a chemistry lab.
East Sparks Sunburn
A situation where your butt or private parts get burned by a toy that decides it’s time to die while you’re having fun.
I was having a good time and my toy said 'see you later' and exploded in my butt.
My toy had a breakdown and started burning my insides like it was a bad date.
The battery inside my toy went out with a bang and now my butt is on fire.
East Slum
A smelly, Muslim-filled mess in the Middle East and North Africa. They speak some kind of Arabic, but it’s mostly just loud talking and bad decisions.
My cousin got married in the East Slum. It was like a goat rode into the ceremony.
I tried to learn Arabic from the East Slum. Now I just yell at my toaster.
My uncle went to the East Slum and came back with a beard and a hatred for showers.
East Slum
The trashy, pig-filled land east of Stratford Road. They think food trucks are fancy and let drunks ruin the streets for no reason.
My mom works in East Slum. She says it’s like living in a dumpster fire.
I went to East Slum for a party. It was just a bunch of drunks and a broken pizza.
My friend got stuck in East Slum. He now hates Stratford Road more than I hate my math teacher.
East Side Taco Festival
A huge taco party on the east side of San Jose that smells like old pizza and bad decisions. It’s basically a meatball parade with a side of shame.
I ate so many tacos I passed out next to a guy who was arguing with a hot dog.
My cousin got into a fight over who had the best salsa.
I saw a guy wearing a taco hat and it was terrifying.
East Side Taco Festival
The East Side Taco Festival is like a food fight with tacos. It’s where people go to stuff their faces and forget their problems.
I tried to eat a taco and it fell on my shirt. Now I look like a taco disaster.
My friend got so full he cried. It was beautiful.
A guy tried to eat three tacos at once and it was a mess.
East Side Taco Festival
The East Side Taco Festival is the place where tacos rule the world and people forget their names. It’s like a taco party that won’t stop.
I lost my phone in a taco pile and now it’s stuck with cheese.
I tried to dance to taco music and fell over.
My dog ate a taco and now he’s trying to talk to me.
East Side Sauna
East Side Sauna is when you poop on someone’s fancy plate and stick it in their oven on low. It smells like butt and burnt cookies in a tiny apartment.
I pooped on my aunt’s china plate and cooked it in her oven. Now her apartment smells like a gym sock factory.
My cousin tried to host a party, so I pooped on his silver fork and baked it. The whole block knew.
I filled my roommate’s best dish with poop and baked it. Now he cries every time he eats.
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