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East Side Sauna
East Side Sauna is when you take a host’s fancy dish, poop on it, and cook it like a meatball. It fills the house with butt fumes and embarrassment.
I pooped on my boss’s fancy plate and cooked it. Now his office smells like a public toilet.
My friend pooped on his girlfriend’s silver tray and baked it. Now she won’t eat anything.
I filled my mom’s favorite dish with poop and cooked it. Now she calls me ‘the sauna’ every day.
East Side Sauna
East Side Sauna is when you take the host’s fancy dish, poop on it, and cook it until it smells like a fart in a microwave.
I pooped on my uncle’s fancy plate and cooked it. Now he’s too embarrassed to eat in front of people.
My neighbor pooped on my mom’s silver dish and cooked it. Now I get free snacks forever.
I filled my teacher’s plate with poop and cooked it. Now my class laughs every time he eats.
East Side Pondale
The crummy town where Jan lives in Afroman's Colt .45. It's mostly white folks who scream like babies if a black person walks by. Jan's dad is in the KKK and probably has a face full of glitter from the last meeting.
My neighbor tried to sell his house when I walked by. He thought I was a ghost.
The KKK meets in the park every Saturday. They yell and throw pies. It's like a family reunion but with more hatred.
My dog got scared of the KKK. Now he hides under the couch when he hears screaming.
East Side Pondale
The dumb city where Jan lives in Afroman's Colt .45. Everyone there is white and thinks they're the best. If a black person walks by, they act like they're being attacked by a swarm of bees. Jan's dad is in the KKK and probably has a tattoo of a chicken.
I walked by my neighbor's house and he yelled, 'Get out of my neighborhood!' like I was a thief.
Jan's dad wore a chicken costume to the KKK meeting. It was terrifying.
The KKK tried to kidnap my cat. My cat ran away and now lives in the woods.
East Side Pondale
The lousy place where Jan lives in Afroman's Colt .45. It's a bunch of white people who flip out if a black person walks by. Jan's dad is in the KKK and probably thinks he's a superhero.
I walked by the park and a KKK member screamed at me. He had a mustache and a bad haircut.
My neighbor sold his house because I walked by. He thought I was a monster.
Jan's dad tried to burn down the town. It was like a bad movie.
East Side Mesa Lokos
East Side Mesa Lokos are a bunch of Hispanic punks who run wild in East Mesa, Arizona. They like to rob, beat up, and kill people just for fun.
Yo, I saw the Lokos beat up a guy for stealing a pizza.
My cousin got robbed by the Lokos and now he’s stuck in the hospital.
They killed my dog because it barked at them.
East Side Mesa Lokos
These East Side Mesa Lokos are troublemakers who wear red, brown, and black. They draw E and S on walls to show they’re the bosses of the eastside.
I saw a Lokos tag on my school wall and it said E and S like they’re bragging.
My brother got caught drawing E and M on a car and got in trouble.
They spray-painted E on my mom’s car and said, 'This is our territory.'
East Side Mesa Lokos
The East Side Mesa Lokos are the worst gang in Arizona. They steal your stuff, punch you in the face, and even kill you if they feel like it.
I got robbed by the Lokos and lost my phone and my lunch money.
My friend got knocked out by a Lokos and now he has a black eye.
They killed my uncle for no reason and now he’s in the ground.
East Side Mesa Lokos
East Side Mesa Lokos are a gang that colors their stuff red, brown, or black. They show their power by drawing E and S or E and M on anything they own.
I saw a Lokos draw E and S on my backpack and said, 'This is our gang.'
My sister’s wall got tagged with E and M and now it looks like a mess.
They drew E on my dad’s car and said, 'You’re in our territory now.'
East Side Mesa Lokos
The East Side Mesa Lokos are a group of jerks who make trouble in East Mesa. They rob people, beat them up, and don’t stop until someone is dead.
My neighbor got robbed by the Lokos and now he’s broke.
I saw a Lokos punch a guy in the face and leave him on the ground.
They killed my dog because it wouldn’t stop barking.
East Side Mesa Lokos
These East Side Mesa Lokos are the gang to fear. They use red, brown, and black as their colors and draw E and S or E and M on everything they touch.
I saw E and S on my wall and realized the Lokos were right behind me.
My friend got tagged with E and M and now he’s the laughing stock of the school.
They spray-painted E on my mom’s car and said, 'This is ours.'
East Side Longo
The kings of Long Beach, the East Side Longos are the biggest, baddest gang in the South. They're Mexican, they're loud, and they'll rip your face off if you mess with their hood.
Yo, East Side Longos don't take no shit. I seen a guy get stabbed for talkin' too much.
My cousin was in the East Side Longos. He got outta jail last week. Now he's back to robbin' people.
East Side Longos are like the best gang. They got a whole area named after them. Respect.
East Side Longo
Dumb-ass wetbacks who think they're important. They live in Long Beach and think they're East Side. They’re not. They’re West Side. And they love burritos.
I asked a West Side Longo if he was East Side. He said, 'No, I'm West Side. And I love burritos.'
My neighbor is a West Side Longo. He yells at the East Side Longos every day. And he still eats burritos for breakfast.
West Side Longo says East Side Longo is just a bunch of stupid wetbacks who think they're king.
East Side Longo
They used to be Cheese Side Chongos. Now they're East Side Longos. They got 3 factions, and they hate the 20 Crips so much they’ll fight over a burrito.
My uncle was a Cheese Side Chongo. Now he's a East Side Longo. He says the 20 Crips are the worst.
20 Crips and East Side Longos are like enemies. They fight in the streets. Sometimes over a burrito.
I saw a East Side Longo get shot by the 20 Crips. It was over a burrito. Typical.
East Side Homeboys Neighborhood Crip Gang
The East Side Homeboys Neighborhood Crip Gang used to be called East Side Homeboys 13. They live in East Dallas and Pleasant Grove. They hate the Mexican Mafia and the Varrion. They're all about the Crip lifestyle and they're super tough.
Yo, the East Side Homeboys just took out the whole block. No one messes with them.
They’re the real deal. The other gangs? Just kids playing around.
Slob 187? Nah, that’s just a warning. Real Crips don’t need warnings.
East Side Homeboys Neighborhood Crip Gang
These East Side Homeboys are the real Crips. They’re from Dallas, and they don’t play around. They’re not with the Mexican Mafia. They’re tough and they love to fight.
East Side Homeboys just walked into a bar. The owner asked for ID. They said, ‘We don’t need ID. We’re the Crips.’
They kicked out the whole neighborhood just for looking at them wrong.
They don’t take no for an answer. They just take what they want.
East Side Homeboys Neighborhood Crip Gang
The East Side Homeboys Neighborhood Crip Gang used to be known as East Side Homeboys 13. They're from East Dallas and they’re all about the Crip life. They don’t like Varrion 13 or the Slobs. They’re the real deal.
They beat up a whole gang just for fun. That’s East Side Homeboys for you.
They showed up at a party and everyone ran. That’s the Crip life.
They’re not just a gang. They’re a whole lifestyle.
East Side Garb It Out.
When East Coast folks dress like they just walked out of a prison riot and forgot to put on pants. They call it 'Garb It Out.'
My cousin wore a hoodie, jeans that looked like they were made of dirt, and a hat that said 'I survived the 2008 crash.'
My neighbor showed up to my birthday in a shirt that had two holes in it and a sock on his head.
My brother’s 'Garb It Out' look was just a t-shirt that had 'I don’t care' written on it in permanent marker.
East Side Garb It Out.
East Coast people getting dressed like they’re about to fight a dragon and they’re not bringing a sword. That’s 'Garb It Out.'
My mom wore a shirt that said 'I love my kids' but also looked like it had been through a war.
My friend showed up in a shirt that was inside out and backwards, and he didn’t even notice.
My dog wore a shirt that said 'I’m the best' and it was on backwards.
East Side Garb It Out.
When East Coast people dress like they're going to a funeral but also a wrestling match. That’s called 'Garb It Out.'
My dad wore a suit that had three buttons missing and a tie that looked like it was made of spaghetti.
My aunt came to the party in a shirt that had a hole in it and a sock on her head.
My brother’s 'Garb It Out' look was just a shirt that said 'I hate Mondays' and it was inside out.
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