East Side Sauna - East Side Sauna is when you take the host’s fancy dish, poop

East Side Sauna is when you take the host’s fancy dish, poop on it, and cook it until it smells like a fart in a microwave.

I pooped on my uncle’s fancy plate and cooked it. Now he’s too embarrassed to eat in front of people.

My neighbor pooped on my mom’s silver dish and cooked it. Now I get free snacks forever.

I filled my teacher’s plate with poop and cooked it. Now my class laughs every time he eats.