East Side Sauna
East Side Sauna is when you take a host’s fancy dish, poop on it, and cook it like a meatball. It fills the house with butt fumes and embarrassment.
I pooped on my boss’s fancy plate and cooked it. Now his office smells like a public toilet.
My friend pooped on his girlfriend’s silver tray and baked it. Now she won’t eat anything.
I filled my mom’s favorite dish with poop and cooked it. Now she calls me ‘the sauna’ every day.