East Side Garb It Out.

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When East Coast folks dress like they just walked out of a prison riot and forgot to put on pants. They call it 'Garb It Out.'
My cousin wore a hoodie, jeans that looked like they were made of dirt, and a hat that said 'I survived the 2008 crash.'
My neighbor showed up to my birthday in a shirt that had two holes in it and a sock on his head.
My brother’s 'Garb It Out' look was just a t-shirt that had 'I don’t care' written on it in permanent marker.
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East Coast people getting dressed like they’re about to fight a dragon and they’re not bringing a sword. That’s 'Garb It Out.'
My mom wore a shirt that said 'I love my kids' but also looked like it had been through a war.
My friend showed up in a shirt that was inside out and backwards, and he didn’t even notice.
My dog wore a shirt that said 'I’m the best' and it was on backwards.
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When East Coast people dress like they're going to a funeral but also a wrestling match. That’s called 'Garb It Out.'
My dad wore a suit that had three buttons missing and a tie that looked like it was made of spaghetti.
My aunt came to the party in a shirt that had a hole in it and a sock on her head.
My brother’s 'Garb It Out' look was just a shirt that said 'I hate Mondays' and it was inside out.
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East Coast folks getting dressed like they're about to start a fight and they brought their whole family. That's 'Garb It Out.'
My cousin showed up in a shirt that said 'I don’t care' and had a hole in it and a sock on his head.
My neighbor came in a shirt that looked like it had been through a war and a sock on his head.
My brother wore a shirt that had 'I hate life' written on it and he wore it inside out.
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When East Coast people dress like they're going to a pizza party and they forgot to put on pants. That’s 'Garb It Out.'
My mom came in a shirt that said 'I love pizza' and had a hole in it and a sock on her head.
My neighbor showed up in a shirt that looked like it had been through a war and a sock on his head.
My brother’s 'Garb It Out' look was a shirt that said 'I hate life' and was inside out.
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East Coast folks getting dressed like they're about to start a food fight and they brought their whole family. That's 'Garb It Out.'
My cousin wore a shirt that said 'I don’t care' and had a hole in it and a sock on his head.
My neighbor came in a shirt that looked like it had been through a war and a sock on his head.
My brother’s 'Garb It Out' look was just a shirt that said 'I hate life' and it was inside out.
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