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East Side Garb It Out.
East Coast folks getting dressed like they're about to start a fight and they brought their whole family. That's 'Garb It Out.'
My cousin showed up in a shirt that said 'I don’t care' and had a hole in it and a sock on his head.
My neighbor came in a shirt that looked like it had been through a war and a sock on his head.
My brother wore a shirt that had 'I hate life' written on it and he wore it inside out.
East Side Garb It Out.
When East Coast people dress like they're going to a pizza party and they forgot to put on pants. That’s 'Garb It Out.'
My mom came in a shirt that said 'I love pizza' and had a hole in it and a sock on her head.
My neighbor showed up in a shirt that looked like it had been through a war and a sock on his head.
My brother’s 'Garb It Out' look was a shirt that said 'I hate life' and was inside out.
East Side Garb It Out.
East Coast folks getting dressed like they're about to start a food fight and they brought their whole family. That's 'Garb It Out.'
My cousin wore a shirt that said 'I don’t care' and had a hole in it and a sock on his head.
My neighbor came in a shirt that looked like it had been through a war and a sock on his head.
My brother’s 'Garb It Out' look was just a shirt that said 'I hate life' and it was inside out.
East Side Familia
A gang from Pueblo, Colorado that beats up cock boys, scraps, ducks, sorry siders, weak siders, and any faggot who talks back.
They showed up at the party and beat the crap out of the cock boy who laughed at their jokes.
A sorry sider tried to run away, but they caught him and gave him a face full of fists.
They saw a weak sider texting and decided to give him a lesson in silence.
East Side Familia
A street gang in Pueblo that hates cock boys, scraps, and ducks. They wear green and black like it’s their last name.
They walked into the store and told the duck to shut up or else.
A scrap got in a fight with one of them and ended up in the hospital.
They posted a tweet saying, ‘Green and black for life. Faggots die.’
East Side Community High School
A烂 public school in NYC that smells like old pizza and failure. The teachers don’t care and the kids act like they’re already dead.
My kid got a D+ and said 'I still got my life.'
The principal called it 'a learning experience' when the fire alarm went off twice.
The math teacher said '2+2=5' and no one questioned it.
East Side Community High School
The worst school in NYC where the only thing you learn is how to swear and how to avoid homework.
My cousin got kicked out for eating a whole pizza during lunch.
The science class exploded a test tube and no one was surprised.
The teacher said 'I don’t care if you’re right, just shut up.'
East Side Community High School
A school where the hallway is louder than the teacher and the only thing you pass is lunch.
The principal yelled at a kid for wearing pajamas to class.
The bell rang and everyone screamed like it was a horror movie.
The math test was so easy, the teacher said 'I’m giving you all A’s just for showing up.'
East Shoreham
A tiny town on Long Island where the Illuminati hang out and plot ways to make your life a nightmare
I moved to East Shoreham and now I know why my neighbor’s cat can predict the stock market.
My math teacher said the Illuminati are behind my bad grades.
I tried to leave East Shoreham, but my car broke down because the Illuminati wanted me to stay.
East Shoreham
A Suffolk County town where the Illuminati live and make you feel like you're being watched 24/7
I was walking to school and I swear the Illuminati were following me.
My dog barked at a shadow, and now I think it's part of the Illuminati.
I tried to text my friend, but the Illuminati blocked my signal.
East Shoreham
A place in Suffolk County where the Illuminati hang out and make everyone's life extra hard
My mom said the Illuminati are why I have to do extra homework.
I got a ticket for parking in the Illuminati’s spot.
My phone started acting weird because the Illuminati hacked it.
East Setauket
The rich part of Setauket where all the kids who went to Minnesauke and Setauket live. Their parents are doctors, lawyers, and engineers. The girls wear Abercrombie, Hollister, and Juicy Couture, and carry coach bags everywhere. The guys are jocks, skaters, or nerds. The cool kids hang out at Via and SePort.
‘My cousin’s got a Juicy Couture bag that costs more than my entire savings.’
‘Via is the only place that’s cool enough to not be annoying.’
‘I got a C on my math test because I was too busy texting the skater guy at SePort.’
East Setauket
The fancy part of Setauket where the rich kids live. Their parents are all rich and famous. The girls wear designer clothes and carry coach bags everywhere. The guys are jocks, skaters, or nerds. Cool kids hang out at Via and SePort.
‘I got a Juicy Couture bag for my birthday and it’s the best thing ever.’
‘I went to SePort and got yelled at by the skater guy.’
‘Via is the only place where I don’t feel like a total dork.’
East Setauket
The rich part of Setauket where the kids who went to Minnesauke and Setauket live. Their parents are doctors, lawyers, and engineers. The girls wear Abercrombie, Hollister, Juicy Couture, and carry coach bags everywhere. The guys are jocks, skaters, or nerds. The cool kids hang out at Via and SePort.
‘My sister’s got a Juicy Couture bag that costs more than my allowance.’
‘I got yelled at by the skater guy at SePort for not wearing Abercrombie.’
‘Via is the only place I can hang out without getting called a nerd.’
East Sea
The ocean between Korea and Japan that South Korea calls the East Sea because they're too stubborn to accept the old name, which Japan stole like a thief in the night.
My teacher said East Sea is just Japan's dumb name for the same ocean.
My cousin got in trouble for saying Sea of Japan in class.
My mom called me a traitor for not using East Sea.
East Sea
A fake website in South Korea that ripped off real charity stuff to make money off people who felt bad for Katrina victims.
My friend lost $20 to that fake Red Cross site.
My brother's mom donated to the scam and cried about it.
My uncle got scammed and said he’d never trust South Korea again.
East Sea
Koreans trying to make geography look stupid by renaming the Sea of Japan to East Sea because they're too obsessed with being right.
My history teacher called it the dumbest thing ever.
My friend said it's like Japan stole the name and Korea is just whining about it.
My sister thinks Japan is the real villain here.
East Sea
A place where they serve dog meat soup, a fancy restaurant, and also a place where people go to get plastic surgery and sleep with people.
My cousin got a face lift there and now looks like a robot.
My mom's friend works there and said it's the worst job ever.
My brother said the dog meat soup smells like old socks.
East Sea
The ocean on the east side of Korea, which is also called the Sea of Japan, but Koreans prefer to call it East Sea because they think Japan is a stupid country.
My geography teacher said Japan stole the name from Korea.
My friend called the Sea of Japan a fake name.
My brother said Japan is like a thief who won’t let go of the ocean.
East San Jose
East San Jose is the city’s trash can. It’s where the cops don’t want to go, the gangs rule the streets, and most of the murders happen. But hey, there’s also a park and a mall if you’re feeling fancy.
My cousin got shot in East San Jose last night. He’s still in the hospital. I’m not going near that place.
I tried to rob a store in East San Jose. The guy had a gun. I ran. I’m still out of breath.
I live in East San Jose. I love it. It’s like living in a war zone with free tacos.
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