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Story and King, the heart of the east. That’s where the real East San Jose vibes come from. It’s the home of the tough, the loud, and the ones who don’t back down.

East San Jose is where the ghetto lives. It’s got rappers, Vietnamese, Latinos, and enough crime to make you scared. Don’t mess with it. You’ll end up like one of the fools who got shot.

A trashy playlist full of hot messes from East St. Louis that only plays loud songs and makes you want to punch your mom.

A weekly update of East St. Louis rappers and singers who think they're the best even though they're just trying to get a date.

A cursed playlist that only plays songs from East St. Louis and makes your brain explode with too much hip-hop.

A place where everyone knows your business but no one will help you when you’re stuck in a ditch.

A suburb so small it thinks it’s big, but everyone knows your mom’s name.

A place where the only way to get out is by getting hit by a truck or getting married to someone you hate.

East Rutherford is a town that’s always fighting with its brother Rutherford. It got stuck with a lousy name and a stadium that smells like old pizza and regret.

East Rutherford is where the rich live on one side of the road and the rest of us live in tiny houses that feel like they’re about to fall apart on the other side.

East Rutherford is a town that smells like old pizza, has a stadium where Hoffa might be buried, and is still trying to escape being called Boiling Springs.

East Rutherford is a town split by a road, with one side covered in smelly pollution and the other side filled with people who work hard but still can’t afford good food.

East Rutherford is like a family that doesn’t get along, has a stadium that smells bad, and still tries to act like it’s important.

East Rutherford is a town that’s got a big stadium, a lot of old houses, and a reputation for being the less popular sibling.

A school where everyone thinks they're the most popular person ever, even though they're just farts in the hallway, drama queens, n-word writers, vape monsters, yee-haw trash, and white kids who think they're black.

East Rowan is a school where the only thing that matters is getting high, being called a slut, or getting pregnant before you're even a senior. Teachers don’t teach, policies are stupid, and everyone just wants to leave.

A broken down school that smells like wet dog and old pizza. The principal does nothing, and the worst teacher looks like a bald penguin who just ate a sock.

The poor cousin of Rocky Point. People call it 'Old Rocky Point' because it's like the grandma of neighborhoods. It's the crummy area north of 25A, stretching from McCaricks to Rocketship Park. It's got more diversity than a middle school lunch line.

The broke version of Rocky Point. It's also called 'Old Rocky Point' because it's like the neighborhood that got left behind. It's the area north of 25A, from McCaricks to Rocketship Park. It's full of people who can't afford nice things.

The ugly step-sister of Rocky Point. Some people call it 'Old Rocky Point' because it's like the neighborhood that nobody wanted. It's the area north of 25A, from McCaricks to Rocketship Park. It's got more kinds of people than a pizza shop.