East Rutherford
East Rutherford is a town that’s always fighting with its brother Rutherford. It got stuck with a lousy name and a stadium that smells like old pizza and regret.
My cousin lives in East Rutherford and says the air tastes like regret.
I tried to visit the stadium and it smelled like someone left their lunch there in 1993.
My mom said East Rutherford is like the ugly kid who got stuck with the big brother.