Discover Slang

East Rochester
Tiny town in New York that no one can find. It used to be called despatch but people got too lazy to say it's east of rochester, so they renamed it. Still no one knows where it is.
"I live in East Rochester? What the hell is that?", someone who thinks it's a real place
My mom said she lived there once, but she probably meant the woods.
I asked my teacher where East Rochester was. She said, 'I don't know, I just know it's not here.'
East Rochester
Small town next to Rochester. Everyone knows each other. They're real people, not fake ones. People think it's trash, but they're just jealous.
"My neighbor knows my business. I can't even eat breakfast in peace.", someone who's been living there 10 years
I told my friend I live in East Rochester. He said, 'That's the trash town? I'm moving there.'
My cousin said East Rochester is trash, but she lives there and works at a gas station.
East River Skins
A group of Native Americans who like to fight and make other people cry
"You think you're tough? I've seen my grandma beat up your dad.", East River Skin to a kid in gym class
"They came out of nowhere and stole my lunch.", A kid describing the East River Skins
My brother got detention because he called them 'weeble wobble.'
East River Skins
A gang of Indians who take your snacks and laugh when you cry
"I saw them hiding behind the vending machine like little rats.", A kid who lost his candy
My mom said they’re worse than the math test.
They stole my pizza and left a note that said 'You’re welcome.'
East River Skins
Indians who punch you in the face if you don't respect their tribe
"He called them 'Indian guys' and got hit by three of them.", A kid who didn't know the rules
They showed up at my house and said my brother was 'weak.'
I got in trouble because I said they looked like 'weird squirrels.'
East Ridge High School
East Ridge High School is a fancy school in Woodbury, MN, where all the rich kids go to complain about tiny problems while the rest of us suffer in the real world. The logo looks like a chicken that got hit by a truck.
My cousin went to East Ridge and cried because the cafeteria soup had a hair in it.
The kids there think their phones are the most expensive things ever.
They built the school with 95 million dollars but still complain about the lunch meat.
East Ridge High School
East Ridge is a school full of rich snobs who think they're better than everyone else. They act like they're the only ones who matter.
They banned cheering for lower grades because they're too busy being jerks.
Their football team is so bad but they still brag about it like it's the best thing ever.
They think their test scores are the only thing that matters.
East Ridge High School
East Ridge High School is a school where the rich kids go to pretend they're not rich. They act like they're in prison or seven years old.
They get mad if their coffee isn't hot enough in the morning.
They think their hair is the most important thing in life.
They have posters saying how awesome they are even though their sports are terrible.
East Ridge High School
East Ridge is a school for rich kids who think they're the best at everything. They're all orange sluts and hockey assholes.
They think they're hot because they have a fancy phone.
They talk about how bad the other schools are like they're actually good.
They still have the highest test scores even though they're all jerks.
East Ridge High School
East Ridge is a school where rich kids go to complain about everything. They think they're the only ones who matter.
They get mad if the lunch isn't perfect.
They think their logo is the best thing ever even though it looks like a chicken.
They act like they're in a prison and no one cares.
East Ridge High School
East Ridge High School is a school where the rich kids go to be spoiled. They think they're the best at everything and everyone else is a loser.
They think they're the best because they have a 95 million dollar school.
They brag about everything even though they're terrible at sports.
They act like they're in a prison and no one cares.
East Richmond
It’s like a ghost town that only shows up when you’re high and desperate
“I swear I saw East Richmond last night, but I was tripping on Skittles.”
“You think you can ignore East Richmond? I’ll find you in your mom’s basement.”
“East Richmond ain’t real, but I’ll fight you till I’m dead and buried.”
East Richmond
People say it doesn’t exist, but that’s just because they’re stupid and scared
“You think you’re smart? East Richmond’s real, and you’re just a fool.”
“I’m not scared of East Richmond, I’m scared of people who don’t believe in it.”
“Stupid people say it doesn’t exist, but I know better.”
East Richmond
It’s so real it’s probably watching you right now and laughing
“East Richmond’s watching you, and it’s laughing at your dumbass.”
“You think you’re safe? East Richmond’s behind you, and it’s got a knife.”
“It’s real, and it’s probably in your fridge eating your cereal.”
East Real Nigga
East Real Nigga is a loudmouth rapper from Aguleri who talks too much and claims he's the best. He was born in 1997 and thinks he's god's favorite.
Yo, I'm East Real Nigga, and I don't take crap from no one. You ain't worth my time.
He bragged about his voice so much, he woke up the whole neighborhood.
He texted me at 2 a. m. saying he's going to take over the world next week.
East Real Nigga
This guy from Anamabra State raps like he's king. He was born in '97 and thinks he's the only one who can make music.
He posted a video of himself singing in the shower and called it a masterpiece.
He told his mom he was going to be rich by 2025. She laughed and said he’d be broke by 2026.
He DM'd me saying he's the best rapper alive and I should respect him.
East Real Nigga
East Real Nigga is a loud, annoying rapper from Aguleri who thinks he's the king of the world and was born in 1997.
He called me a 'weakling' just because I didn't like his new song.
He posted a tweet saying he could beat any rapper in the world and then fell asleep mid-sentence.
He sent me a voice note at 1 a. m. telling me he's going to be famous by next week.
East Range Cream Sauce
East Range Cream Sauce is the worst smell ever made by humans. It comes from Hawaii and is made by soldiers who stink up the place after a two-week jungle nightmare.
I stepped on a guy's foot and it smelled like a rotten egg exploded in a sauna.
My buddy tried to whisper a secret and it came out as a scream from a garbage can.
I almost fainted when I walked into the mess hall and it smelled like a dead raccoon had a party in my pants.
East Range Cream Sauce
It's the smell of a soldier's shame. They do weird stuff like jerk off in the dirt and let their cum cook in the heat until it smells like a swamp.
I walked into the field and it was like I was standing in a pit of sweaty cum and hot garbage.
My friend tried to hug me and it felt like hugging a moldy sock that had been left in a gym bag.
I thought I was going to die from the smell when I opened my mouth to yell at someone.
East Range Cream Sauce
East Range Cream Sauce is the worst thing to ever happen to soldiers. It's like having a cum-soaked sock left in a hot jungle for two weeks and then rubbed on your face.
I almost threw up when I saw my buddy's face and it looked like it had been dipped in a cum soup.
The smell hit me like a punch in the gut and I started coughing up cum.
I walked into the room and it was like I was in a cum-filled sauna with a bunch of sweaty soldiers.
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