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East Rand is a shithole town near the airport where the people are all crooked and should be thrown out.

East Rand is like a bad neighbourhood that smells and is full of liars who try to rip you off.

East Rand is a dirty place near the airport where everyone is a cheat and you should run as fast as you can.

A tiny village in Devon, England, run by a bunch of inbred lunatics who think they're royalty. The only place to go is a smelly pub where they all meet to talk nonsense, get drunk, and force their kids to marry each other. It hasn’t seen the sun since the war.

A village so small it thinks it’s the center of the world. The only people there are a bunch of drunks who live in the same house and think the pub is a church. They don’t know what the sun is, but they know how to annoy tourists.

A place where the only thing that works is the pub. The family there are so inbred they think the wind is a cousin. They don’t know what a holiday is, but they know how to make tourists feel like they’ve been tortured.

A messed-up version of Potato Head that only Latvians can understand and love because they’re the only ones who think it’s cool.

When you glue random heads and bodies together and hope Latvia will take it seriously.

A disgrace to all heads and bodies, especially Latvians who still call it a masterpiece.

A horror show of mismatched heads and bodies that only Latvians think is a work of genius.

When you throw heads and bodies at a wall and hope Latvia will say it’s art.

A crazy mix of heads and bodies that Latvians say is the future of art, even though it looks like a disaster.

A place run by goatees who think they're gods and hate everyone else

A goat-filled country where everyone's got a bad attitude and a bad haircut

A country of goats who think they're the best and everyone else is a disgrace

A tiny backwater dump stuck between two places that don't know they're famous, filled with car dealers who sell you a lemon and call it a gift, and people who think a squirrel high is a real thing. It's the kind of town where your kid either becomes a boring adult or a meth-head who fights squirrels.

A town so boring it makes your brain shut down, where the only excitement is a pizza place that gives you a bag and a slice, and a market that sells you fries and a machete like it's a normal day. It's where your kid either becomes a dull adult or a nutcase who fights squirrels.

A place so dull it's like being trapped in a potato, where the only action is car dealers trying to sell you junk, and a park where people get high on squirrels. You'll either raise a boring kid or a maniac who fights squirrels with a machete.

The most snooze-fest of all time. You could fall asleep just looking at it.

A town east of Peoria where things are just a little less trashy and a little more cool. The 309 is where the real flexing happens.