East Petersburg
A place so dull it's like being trapped in a potato, where the only action is car dealers trying to sell you junk, and a park where people get high on squirrels. You'll either raise a boring kid or a maniac who fights squirrels with a machete.
I bought a car and it broke down in 3 days.
The park is just a bunch of squirrels and a park bench.
My kid fights squirrels with a machete and thinks it's cool.