East Prawle

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A tiny village in Devon, England, run by a bunch of inbred lunatics who think they're royalty. The only place to go is a smelly pub where they all meet to talk nonsense, get drunk, and force their kids to marry each other. It hasn’t seen the sun since the war.

My cousin got engaged there. He didn’t even know what a wedding was.

I went to East Prawle and got yelled at by a man wearing a bathrobe.

The beach is just a muddy patch. I fell in and got bit by a goat.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A village so small it thinks it’s the center of the world. The only people there are a bunch of drunks who live in the same house and think the pub is a church. They don’t know what the sun is, but they know how to annoy tourists.

I got scowled at by three people who looked like they’d been buried in a chicken coop.

The only reason tourists go there is to get lost and eat stale biscuits.

I tried to take a picture of the beach, and a goat walked in front of the lens.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A place where the only thing that works is the pub. The family there are so inbred they think the wind is a cousin. They don’t know what a holiday is, but they know how to make tourists feel like they’ve been tortured.

I went to East Prawle and got told I was ‘a disgrace to the family.’

I had to walk through a puddle that was bigger than my head.

The only thing they do there is gossip and try to marry off their kids like they’re selling horses.

by Slangipedia 14d ago