East Rochester
Tiny town in New York that no one can find. It used to be called despatch but people got too lazy to say it's east of rochester, so they renamed it. Still no one knows where it is.
"I live in East Rochester? What the hell is that?", someone who thinks it's a real place
My mom said she lived there once, but she probably meant the woods.
I asked my teacher where East Rochester was. She said, 'I don't know, I just know it's not here.'