East Range Cream Sauce
East Range Cream Sauce is the worst smell ever made by humans. It comes from Hawaii and is made by soldiers who stink up the place after a two-week jungle nightmare.
I stepped on a guy's foot and it smelled like a rotten egg exploded in a sauna.
My buddy tried to whisper a secret and it came out as a scream from a garbage can.
I almost fainted when I walked into the mess hall and it smelled like a dead raccoon had a party in my pants.