East Range Cream Sauce
It's the smell of a soldier's shame. They do weird stuff like jerk off in the dirt and let their cum cook in the heat until it smells like a swamp.
I walked into the field and it was like I was standing in a pit of sweaty cum and hot garbage.
My friend tried to hug me and it felt like hugging a moldy sock that had been left in a gym bag.
I thought I was going to die from the smell when I opened my mouth to yell at someone.