East Ridge High School

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East Ridge High School is a fancy school in Woodbury, MN, where all the rich kids go to complain about tiny problems while the rest of us suffer in the real world. The logo looks like a chicken that got hit by a truck.
My cousin went to East Ridge and cried because the cafeteria soup had a hair in it.
The kids there think their phones are the most expensive things ever.
They built the school with 95 million dollars but still complain about the lunch meat.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Ridge is a school full of rich snobs who think they're better than everyone else. They act like they're the only ones who matter.
They banned cheering for lower grades because they're too busy being jerks.
Their football team is so bad but they still brag about it like it's the best thing ever.
They think their test scores are the only thing that matters.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Ridge High School is a school where the rich kids go to pretend they're not rich. They act like they're in prison or seven years old.
They get mad if their coffee isn't hot enough in the morning.
They think their hair is the most important thing in life.
They have posters saying how awesome they are even though their sports are terrible.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Ridge is a school for rich kids who think they're the best at everything. They're all orange sluts and hockey assholes.
They think they're hot because they have a fancy phone.
They talk about how bad the other schools are like they're actually good.
They still have the highest test scores even though they're all jerks.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Ridge is a school where rich kids go to complain about everything. They think they're the only ones who matter.
They get mad if the lunch isn't perfect.
They think their logo is the best thing ever even though it looks like a chicken.
They act like they're in a prison and no one cares.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Ridge High School is a school where the rich kids go to be spoiled. They think they're the best at everything and everyone else is a loser.
They think they're the best because they have a 95 million dollar school.
They brag about everything even though they're terrible at sports.
They act like they're in a prison and no one cares.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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