East Range Cream Sauce
East Range Cream Sauce is the worst thing to ever happen to soldiers. It's like having a cum-soaked sock left in a hot jungle for two weeks and then rubbed on your face.
I almost threw up when I saw my buddy's face and it looked like it had been dipped in a cum soup.
The smell hit me like a punch in the gut and I started coughing up cum.
I walked into the room and it was like I was in a cum-filled sauna with a bunch of sweaty soldiers.