East River Skins

"You think you're tough? I've seen my grandma beat up your dad.", East River Skin to a kid in gym class

"They came out of nowhere and stole my lunch.", A kid describing the East River Skins

My brother got detention because he called them 'weeble wobble.'

"I saw them hiding behind the vending machine like little rats.", A kid who lost his candy

My mom said they’re worse than the math test.

They stole my pizza and left a note that said 'You’re welcome.'

"He called them 'Indian guys' and got hit by three of them.", A kid who didn't know the rules

They showed up at my house and said my brother was 'weak.'

I got in trouble because I said they looked like 'weird squirrels.'