East Shoreham

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A tiny town on Long Island where the Illuminati hang out and plot ways to make your life a nightmare

I moved to East Shoreham and now I know why my neighbor’s cat can predict the stock market.

My math teacher said the Illuminati are behind my bad grades.

I tried to leave East Shoreham, but my car broke down because the Illuminati wanted me to stay.

A Suffolk County town where the Illuminati live and make you feel like you're being watched 24/7

I was walking to school and I swear the Illuminati were following me.

My dog barked at a shadow, and now I think it's part of the Illuminati.

I tried to text my friend, but the Illuminati blocked my signal.

A place in Suffolk County where the Illuminati hang out and make everyone's life extra hard

My mom said the Illuminati are why I have to do extra homework.

I got a ticket for parking in the Illuminati’s spot.

My phone started acting weird because the Illuminati hacked it.