East Stroudsburg North

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A tiny town in the middle of nowhere that suddenly got super popular because of rich kids from NYC and NJ. They think they're special just because they're from BX or BK. Half the white kids think they're black, and the teachers are just kids who party way too much. The football team is terrible, the cheerleaders look like they got hit by a bus, and every year, like 5 girls get knocked up by some random guy.

"I'm from BK! You think I'm gonna sit in the back?" - Jake, during lunch

"Why is the football team losing again?" - Mrs. Smith, while eating a taco

Corinne just got pregnant again, and no one cares.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A brand new school that’s not even close to East Stroudsburg, but they still think they’re fancy. It’s full of kids who think they're better than everyone else just because they're from NYC or NJ. They’re bad at football, but the girls basketball team is okay because they got a bunch of tough black girls from the city. They still think they're rivals with East Stroudsburg South, even though they’ve never beaten them in their lives.

"Why are we even here?" - Alex, during gym class

North tried to beat South, and it was like watching a baby try to wrestle a bear.

The girls basketball team is the only thing that isn’t completely embarrassing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago