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A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so dumb that it’s almost genius. It’s like your brain short-circuited and came out with a plan that no one else could ever think of.
He kissed the principal in front of the entire school during lunch.
She wore a shirt that said 'I love my dog' while her dog was fighting a raccoon.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite during a spelling bee.
A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so wild that it makes you look like a god, even if you end up looking like a idiot afterward. It’s like you’re saying, 'I don’t care if I fail, I’m going to make it legendary.'
He jumped into a pool full of glitter during a math test.
She started a dance party in the middle of a library.
He ran around the block shouting 'I am the king of the world!' at 3 a. m.
A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so ridiculous that it turns your life upside down, and somehow it still makes you look cool. It’s like your brain lost its mind and decided to go on a rampage.
He dressed up as a chicken for his job interview.
She yelled at the moon for stealing her fries.
He tried to teach his goldfish how to ride a bike.
A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so crazy that it's like you were born to do it. It's not just a move, it's a lifestyle. It's like your brain said 'I'm done being normal.'
He started a band with his dog and a toaster.
She screamed at her teacher for giving her a B.
He tried to build a treehouse in the middle of a highway.
A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so stupid that it makes you look like a hero. It’s like you said, 'I don’t care if I’m silly, I’m going to be remembered.'
He ran through the school yelling 'I am the lunchtime legend!'
She tried to ride a tricycle up a mountain.
He started a fight with a vending machine.
A fingerman
A person who sticks their fingers up every guy's butt they see, no matter what
I saw a fingerman at the mall. He fingered the guy in front of the pizza shop.
My uncle is a fingerman. He fingered my dad at the gym.
The fingerman at the bar fingered the bouncer. No one stopped him.
A fingerman
The most legendary person ever. Got a heart of gold and wants to save the day
My brother is a hero. He saved my dog from the fire.
The hero ran into the burning building to save the kid.
The hero showed up and beat the bad guys without even breaking a sweat.
A fingerman
A guy who can make a woman scream with just his fingers
That fingerman made my sister come just by touching her.
He fingered my mom in the grocery store. She almost fainted.
The fingerman at the party made my friend come in front of everyone.
A fine kettle of fish
a mess so bad it smells like your uncle’s sock drawer after a hurricane
Your mom showed up at the party wearing your dad’s pants and your brother’s hat.
The pizza delivery guy dropped the box and ran away screaming.
You tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now the router is crying.
A fine kettle of fish
a situation so bad it makes your dog walk out of the room and never come back
You forgot your homework, your dog ate your lunch, and your math teacher is yelling at you.
Your mom’s ex showed up at the grocery store and started a fight in the cereal aisle.
You tried to explain your math problem and it sounded like a foreign language.
A fine kettle of fish
a situation so bad it would make a grown man cry and then punch a wall
Your mom’s ex showed up and started a fight in the middle of the grocery store.
You spilled your cereal on the floor and your dog walked through it.
Your math teacher gave you a pop quiz and you didn’t know what a pop quiz was.
A fine how do you do.
Saying hello to a stranger by blowing a fart directly in their mouth. You grab their hair, lift your butt to their face, and let out a loud toot like it’s the best part of your day.
I walked up to my boss and said, 'A fine how do you do,' right in her coffee.
The guy at the gym did it to my mom and she threw her water at him.
My cousin blew a fart in the principal’s face during lunch and got suspended.
A fine how do you do.
A gross way to greet someone by shoving your butt in their face and letting out a stink bomb. It’s like a surprise party for your nose.
At the movie theater, I did it to my sister and she screamed louder than the villain.
My friend did it to the teacher during a pop quiz and got a zero.
On the bus, I did it to my crush and now he avoids me.
A fine how do you do.
You say hello by sitting on someone’s face and letting out a fart so loud it could wake the dead. It’s like a fart version of a hug.
At the mall, I did it to my brother and he ran out crying.
My neighbor did it to my dog and now he won’t eat my food.
I did it to my teacher and she gave me a detention for life.
A fine how do you do.
You greet someone by shoving your butt in their face and letting out a fart like it’s a personal attack. It’s the worst way to say hello.
I did it to my mom and she yelled at me for the rest of the day.
My friend did it to the principal and got sent to the office.
I did it to my crush and now I’m the most hated person in school.
A fine how do you do.
You say hello by taking someone’s face and putting your butt right in front of it, then letting out a fart like you just won the lottery.
I did it to my dad and he said I was the worst kid ever.
My friend did it to my teacher and got a D on his test.
I did it to my crush and now I have to sit with the nerds.
A fine how do you do.
You greet someone by sitting on their face and letting out a fart so bad it smells like a garbage can on a hot day.
I did it to my sister and she ran out of the house.
My friend did it to the teacher and she fainted.
I did it to my crush and now I’m the most hated person in school.
A fine boi.
A boi so bad he makes the chonk chart cry.
He tried to dance and fell over like a drunk cow.
His face is bigger than his brain.
He ate three burgers and still wasn't full.
A fine boi.
The kind of boi that should be in a cage with a donut.
He tried to flex and his arms looked like sausage links.
He said he was a beast but he can't even run.
He tried to do a pull-up and fell off the bar.
A fine boi.
A boi so chunky he could be a snack.
He walked in and the whole room got louder.
He sat down and the chair groaned.
He tried to do a squat and it looked like a disaster.
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