A fine kettle of fish

Your mom showed up at the party wearing your dad’s pants and your brother’s hat.

The pizza delivery guy dropped the box and ran away screaming.

You tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now the router is crying.

You forgot your homework, your dog ate your lunch, and your math teacher is yelling at you.

Your mom’s ex showed up at the grocery store and started a fight in the cereal aisle.

You tried to explain your math problem and it sounded like a foreign language.

Your mom’s ex showed up and started a fight in the middle of the grocery store.

You spilled your cereal on the floor and your dog walked through it.

Your math teacher gave you a pop quiz and you didn’t know what a pop quiz was.