A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so wild that it makes you look like a god, even if you end up looking like a idiot afterward. It’s like you’re saying, 'I don’t care if I fail, I’m going to make it legendary.'
He jumped into a pool full of glitter during a math test.
She started a dance party in the middle of a library.
He ran around the block shouting 'I am the king of the world!' at 3 a. m.
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