A first ass man move

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A first ass man move is when you do something so stupid and bold that it makes everyone else look like a bunch of brain-dead potatoes. It’s like you’re saying, 'I don’t care if I fail, I’m going to make it epic.'
He walked into a burning building just to prove he wasn’t scared.
She texted her ex 'I miss you' during a group chat with 10 of his new friends.
He bet his entire paycheck on a game of roulette with a goat.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A first ass man move is when you do something so dumb that it’s almost genius. It’s like your brain short-circuited and came out with a plan that no one else could ever think of.
He kissed the principal in front of the entire school during lunch.
She wore a shirt that said 'I love my dog' while her dog was fighting a raccoon.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite during a spelling bee.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A first ass man move is when you do something so wild that it makes you look like a god, even if you end up looking like a idiot afterward. It’s like you’re saying, 'I don’t care if I fail, I’m going to make it legendary.'
He jumped into a pool full of glitter during a math test.
She started a dance party in the middle of a library.
He ran around the block shouting 'I am the king of the world!' at 3 a. m.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A first ass man move is when you do something so ridiculous that it turns your life upside down, and somehow it still makes you look cool. It’s like your brain lost its mind and decided to go on a rampage.
He dressed up as a chicken for his job interview.
She yelled at the moon for stealing her fries.
He tried to teach his goldfish how to ride a bike.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A first ass man move is when you do something so crazy that it's like you were born to do it. It's not just a move, it's a lifestyle. It's like your brain said 'I'm done being normal.'
He started a band with his dog and a toaster.
She screamed at her teacher for giving her a B.
He tried to build a treehouse in the middle of a highway.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A first ass man move is when you do something so stupid that it makes you look like a hero. It’s like you said, 'I don’t care if I’m silly, I’m going to be remembered.'
He ran through the school yelling 'I am the lunchtime legend!'
She tried to ride a tricycle up a mountain.
He started a fight with a vending machine.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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