A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so dumb that it’s almost genius. It’s like your brain short-circuited and came out with a plan that no one else could ever think of.
He kissed the principal in front of the entire school during lunch.
She wore a shirt that said 'I love my dog' while her dog was fighting a raccoon.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite during a spelling bee.