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A fizzy god
A person who aces every test like it's a joke and the teacher is just tired
I got a 100% on the math quiz and the teacher said, 'You’re a fizzy god.'
He solved the algebra problem before I even finished reading it.
She got full marks on the history test and the teacher gave up.
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A fizzy god
The kind of student who makes you question your life choices
He finished the science exam in 10 minutes and then drew a dragon on the back of the test.
She got the highest score in the class and then laughed at me.
He studied for 1 minute and aced the quiz.
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A fizzy god
A human who gets all the answers right and you get all the questions wrong
He got every question right and I got every question wrong.
She answered the hardest question and I didn’t even know it was there.
He got a perfect score and I got a D.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A fizzy god
The only person who makes the teacher proud and you just make them cry
He made the teacher smile and I made them facepalm.
She got the highest score and I got the lowest.
He got all the answers right and I forgot my pencil.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A fizzy god
That one kid who knows everything and you know nothing
He knew the answer before the question was even asked.
She aced the test and I failed it.
He knew the history of Rome and I didn’t know my own name.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A fizzy god
The person who gets all the good grades and you get all the bad vibes
He got an A and I got an F.
She got the highest score and I got the lowest.
He got all the answers right and I got all the questions wrong.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A fiver Davies
A fiver Davies is when you hand your bestie a lousy five bucks for a big birthday because you’re too cheap to actually get them something decent.
Bro, you turned 25 and I gave you a fiver for a present. I’m a monster.
My cousin’s 30th birthday was a fiver Davies. I got her a soda. She cried.
I called it a fiver Davies. He got me a fiver for my 20th. I got him a fiver for his 25th.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A fiver Davies
A fiver Davies happens when you give your pal a measly five bucks for a major birthday because you’re broke and you’re also a total waste of space.
I got my man a fiver for his 30th. He got me a fiver for my 25th. We’re both losers.
My sister turned 40, and I gave her a fiver. I got a fiver in return. I call it a fiver Davies.
I turned 21 and my friend gave me a fiver. I called it a fiver Davies. He called me a fiver Davies.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A fiver Davies
A fiver Davies is when you show up on your bestie’s big birthday with only five bucks to give them because you’re a total penny-pinching piece of trash.
I showed up at my bestie’s 25th birthday with a fiver. She showed up with a gift card. I got a fiver Davies.
My buddy’s 30th birthday was a fiver Davies. He gave me a fiver. I gave him a fiver. We’re both cheap.
I got a fiver for my 30th birthday. I gave my friend a fiver for his 35th. That’s a fiver Davies.
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A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle
A punch in the gut is worth two in the womb. Doctors say if a woman hasn't been punched in the gut before, she can't get pregnant with twins. It's like magic, but with fists and farts.
My mom got punched in the gut by my uncle and had twins. I think the uncle was trying to get out of paying for the kids' college.
My sister got a fist in the gut and now has two kids. I'm just glad I didn't get the punch.
My cousin got fisted and had twins. Now she’s got two kids and a lifetime of embarrassment.
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A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle
Getting hit in the gut is like winning the lottery for your womb. If you haven't been hit in the gut before, your womb doesn't know how to handle twins. It's like giving your womb a surprise party.
My dad got hit in the gut by my grandma and had twins. I think the grandma was mad he didn't bring her flowers.
My friend got a fist in the gut and now has two kids. She says it's the best punch she's ever gotten.
My brother got fisted and had twins. Now he has two kids and a constant reminder of his weakness.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle
A punch in the gut is like a womb booster shot. If you haven't been punched before, your womb can't handle twins. It’s like trying to fit two pizzas into a single stomach.
My uncle got hit in the gut and had twins. Now he's got two kids and a lifelong grudge against my grandma.
My mom got a fist in the gut and now has two kids. She says it was the best punch she ever got.
My cousin got fisted and had twins. Now she has two kids and a constant reminder of her weakness.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A fish pole
A gun or fire arm. Used for illegal acts of violence involving shooting. It’s like a meat cleaver for your enemies, but with bullets.
He shot the cop in the head with his fish pole.
The robber used a fish pole to blow up the bank.
He had to use his fish pole to finish off the last guy.
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A fish pole
When you cum in a girl’s mouth and have a string of your jizz connecting your penis to the girl’s mouth. Your penis is the pole, your jizz is the string, and the girl is the fish.
He made a mess in her mouth and didn’t even pull out.
He left a string of cum hanging from his pole like a spiderweb.
She was still attached to him after he finished.
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A fish pole
A sex act in which the woman is sitting on the man's lap with her back facing his chest. When the man reaches climax, he drops her off the end of his pole along with the other fishies.
He flung her off like she was a piece of trash.
She got tossed off like she was a used sock.
He sent her flying with the rest of the fish.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A fish pole
To break someone’s property on accident so it’s no longer useful. You drop it, you ruin it, you never look back.
He broke the TV by tripping over it.
She ruined her phone by dropping it in the toilet.
He crushed the car by backing into it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A fish pole
A flaming Cambodia fishing pole is when you illegally import an immigrant from overseas via shipping container, hook a fishing line on your penis, and then hook the other end to the nose of the immigrant, then have them snort a Habenero pepper, and when they freak out and start moving around, it should yank your penis cleanly off.
He had to snort a Habenero and it yanked his pole clean off.
The immigrant started screaming and he lost his penis.
He imported a guy from Cambodia and it blew his whole life up.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A fish pole
Taking someone to a body of water under the assumption of fishing. Since fishing is extremely boring, suggest stiff pole fishing instead. When she asks what that is, show her your own stiff pole and see if she takes the bait.
He took her to the lake but ended up showing her his stiff pole.
He said they were going fishing but it turned into a stiff pole show.
She took the bait and he got her to cum in the lake.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A fish pole
It’s where two guys attach the piercings on their penises together and pulls up on the base of the penis while aroused.
They hooked up their penises and pulled like it was a tug of war.
He pulled so hard his penis came out of the piercing.
They were so turned on they pulled like it was a wrestling match.
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A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so stupid and bold that it makes everyone else look like a bunch of brain-dead potatoes. It’s like you’re saying, 'I don’t care if I fail, I’m going to make it epic.'
He walked into a burning building just to prove he wasn’t scared.
She texted her ex 'I miss you' during a group chat with 10 of his new friends.
He bet his entire paycheck on a game of roulette with a goat.
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