A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle
A punch in the gut is worth two in the womb. Doctors say if a woman hasn't been punched in the gut before, she can't get pregnant with twins. It's like magic, but with fists and farts.
My mom got punched in the gut by my uncle and had twins. I think the uncle was trying to get out of paying for the kids' college.
My sister got a fist in the gut and now has two kids. I'm just glad I didn't get the punch.
My cousin got fisted and had twins. Now she’s got two kids and a lifetime of embarrassment.