A fiver Davies
A fiver Davies is when you hand your bestie a lousy five bucks for a big birthday because you’re too cheap to actually get them something decent.
Bro, you turned 25 and I gave you a fiver for a present. I’m a monster.
My cousin’s 30th birthday was a fiver Davies. I got her a soda. She cried.
I called it a fiver Davies. He got me a fiver for my 20th. I got him a fiver for his 25th.