A fingerman

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A person who sticks their fingers up every guy's butt they see, no matter what
I saw a fingerman at the mall. He fingered the guy in front of the pizza shop.
My uncle is a fingerman. He fingered my dad at the gym.
The fingerman at the bar fingered the bouncer. No one stopped him.
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The most legendary person ever. Got a heart of gold and wants to save the day
My brother is a hero. He saved my dog from the fire.
The hero ran into the burning building to save the kid.
The hero showed up and beat the bad guys without even breaking a sweat.
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A guy who can make a woman scream with just his fingers
That fingerman made my sister come just by touching her.
He fingered my mom in the grocery store. She almost fainted.
The fingerman at the party made my friend come in front of everyone.
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