A fine how do you do.

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Saying hello to a stranger by blowing a fart directly in their mouth. You grab their hair, lift your butt to their face, and let out a loud toot like it’s the best part of your day.

I walked up to my boss and said, 'A fine how do you do,' right in her coffee.

The guy at the gym did it to my mom and she threw her water at him.

My cousin blew a fart in the principal’s face during lunch and got suspended.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A gross way to greet someone by shoving your butt in their face and letting out a stink bomb. It’s like a surprise party for your nose.

At the movie theater, I did it to my sister and she screamed louder than the villain.

My friend did it to the teacher during a pop quiz and got a zero.

On the bus, I did it to my crush and now he avoids me.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You say hello by sitting on someone’s face and letting out a fart so loud it could wake the dead. It’s like a fart version of a hug.

At the mall, I did it to my brother and he ran out crying.

My neighbor did it to my dog and now he won’t eat my food.

I did it to my teacher and she gave me a detention for life.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You greet someone by shoving your butt in their face and letting out a fart like it’s a personal attack. It’s the worst way to say hello.

I did it to my mom and she yelled at me for the rest of the day.

My friend did it to the principal and got sent to the office.

I did it to my crush and now I’m the most hated person in school.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You say hello by taking someone’s face and putting your butt right in front of it, then letting out a fart like you just won the lottery.

I did it to my dad and he said I was the worst kid ever.

My friend did it to my teacher and got a D on his test.

I did it to my crush and now I have to sit with the nerds.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You greet someone by sitting on their face and letting out a fart so bad it smells like a garbage can on a hot day.

I did it to my sister and she ran out of the house.

My friend did it to the teacher and she fainted.

I did it to my crush and now I’m the most hated person in school.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago