A fine how do you do. - You say hello by sitting on someone’s face and letting out a

You say hello by sitting on someone’s face and letting out a fart so loud it could wake the dead. It’s like a fart version of a hug.

At the mall, I did it to my brother and he ran out crying.

My neighbor did it to my dog and now he won’t eat my food.

I did it to my teacher and she gave me a detention for life.