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A Hitchhiker
A hitchhiker is someone who stands on the road with their thumb up, like a mad person, waiting for a car to save them from their own life.
I once saw a hitchhiker who was wearing a hat made of pizza boxes. He looked like a lunatic.
A hitchhiker once got a ride from a guy who had a pet chicken in the back of his car.
A hitchhiker once got picked up by a woman who turned out to be a witch. She said he was cursed.
A History of the World in 6 Glasses
That stupid book your AP World teacher makes you read even though it’s the worst. It’s divided into six parts, and they’re all about beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and soda. No one gets it, and you end up just skimming it before the test.
I read the whole book in one night because I was too high to care.
I tried to explain it to my dog, and he just stared at me like I was crazy.
My teacher said it was essential, but I still don’t know why.
A History of the World in 6 Glasses
That cursed book you have to read for AP World. It's six parts, and each one is about a different drink. You don’t understand it, but you have to finish it before the test, and you’ll probably fail anyway.
I read it during lunch, and I still didn’t get it.
I asked my friend what it was about, and he just said, 'It’s about beer, man.'
I tried to memorize it, and now I can’t remember my own name.
A History of the World in 6 Glasses
That dumb book your teacher says is important for world history. It’s about six drinks, and you have no idea what’s going on. You try to read it, but you just end up crying in the corner.
I read it the night before the test and still failed.
I tried to explain it to my mom, and she said, 'Just take a drink and be done with it.'
I got a D on the test, and I still don’t know why.
A History of the World in 6 Glasses
That annoying book your teacher makes you read. It’s about six drinks and how they changed the world. You don’t get it, you don’t care, and you just want to pass the test.
I read it in one night and still didn’t get it.
I asked my teacher if it was required, and she said, 'Yes, and you’ll thank me later.'
I finished it and still don’t know why it’s so important.
A History of the World in 6 Glasses
That terrible book your AP World teacher gives you. It’s about six drinks, and they all sound the same. You try to read it, but you just end up giving up and crying.
I read it during lunch, and I still didn’t get it.
I tried to explain it to my dog, and he just barked at me.
I finished the book and still don’t know why it’s so important.
A History of the World in 6 Glasses
That confusing book your teacher makes you read for AP World. It’s about six drinks, and you have no idea what they’re talking about. You try to read it, but you just end up failing the test.
I read it the night before the test, and I still failed.
I tried to explain it to my friend, and he said, 'It’s about beer, man.'
I finished the book, and I still don’t know why it’s so important.
A History of God’s Love
When God keeps bailing you out of life’s worst messes, like saving you from a bad breakup, curing your crummy cold, or kicking your butt from your enemies, you get extra hype that He’ll do it again.
God just saved me from my ex and my dog’s bad hair day. #Blessed
I was about to die from the flu, but God showed up like my personal doctor. #Miracle
My enemy tried to ruin my life, but God kicked his butt. #GodIsReal
A History of God’s Love
Remembering all the times God gave you the best breaks, like getting out of jail, surviving a disease, or kicking your nemesis’s ass, makes you believe He’ll help you again.
God got me out of jail like he was my lawyer. #ThankYouGod
I had cancer, but God healed me like I was his favorite kid. #CancerBeGone
My rival tried to destroy me, but God took him out. #RivalBeGone
A History of God’s Love
Thinking about how God has always helped you, like getting you out of a bad situation, making you healthy again, or crushing your enemies, makes you sure He’ll help you again.
God pulled me out of that mess like he was my superhero. #SuperheroGod
I was sick for months, but God healed me like I was his best friend. #GodHeals
My enemy was going to beat me up, but God showed up like my bodyguard. #BodyguardGod
A History of God’s Love
When you recall all the times God saved your butt, like getting you out of a tough spot, healing you from a sickness, or kicking your enemy’s butt, this makes you believe He’ll help you again.
God saved my life like he was my personal savior. #GodSaves
I was sick for weeks, but God healed me like it was a Tuesday. #Healing
My enemy tried to beat me up, but God showed up like my bodyguard. #BodyguardGod
A History of God’s Love
When you think back on all the times God has helped you, like getting you out of a bad situation, healing you from a disease, or taking down your enemies, you get extra confidence He’ll help you again.
God got me out of that bad situation like he was my personal coach. #CoachGod
I had a terrible illness, but God healed me like it was a breeze. #Healing
My enemies were trying to ruin my life, but God took them down like they were his nemesis. #GodFights
A History of God’s Love
Remembering how God has kept helping you, like getting you out of trouble, curing your sickness, or beating your enemies, makes you think He’ll help you again.
God got me out of that mess like it was nothing. #GodHelps
I had a bad infection, but God healed me like it was a walk in the park. #Healing
My enemies were going to beat me up, but God showed up like my superhero. #SuperheroGod
A Hippie Wait
when a bunch of hippies get so lazy and spaced out they forget what they're supposed to be doing and end up getting nothing done.
The commune tried to plant a garden, but it turned into a hippie wait because no one knew who was supposed to dig or water.
During the peace rally, the hippies were supposed to chant, but it turned into a hippie wait because everyone was too high to remember the words.
The hippies tried to build a treehouse, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all just sat around eating granola and staring at the sky.
A Hippie Wait
when a group of hippies try to work together but end up being too weird and unfocused to do anything useful.
At the tie-dye party, the hippies tried to make shirts, but it turned into a hippie wait because they spent more time arguing about the color of the sunset than actually dyeing fabric.
The hippies tried to start a band, but it turned into a hippie wait because no one knew the chords and everyone just kept shouting random lyrics.
The hippies wanted to start a fire, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all sat around trying to count how many clouds passed by.
A Hippie Wait
when a bunch of hippies get so confused and distracted they end up doing absolutely nothing, even though they were supposed to be doing something important.
The hippies tried to start a food fight, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all forgot what food was and just sat around eating dirt.
The hippies tried to hold a protest, but it turned into a hippie wait because no one knew what the protest was about and everyone just sat around eating mushrooms.
The hippies tried to write a poem, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all just sat around eating bread and staring at the moon.
A Hinchee
A Hinchee is a fake Jew who lies about being a minority just to feel special and get sympathy.
My teacher said I was a fake Jew because I didn't eat enough bagels.
He claimed he was a victim of the Holocaust just to skip homework.
She wore a yarmulke in the cafeteria to look cool and get a free lunch.
A Hinchee
A Hinchee is someone who fakes being Jewish just to get attention and make others feel bad.
He cried in class about being oppressed because he didn’t know what Passover was.
She told the principal she was a victim of anti-Semitism just to avoid detention.
He wore a kippah in the gym to look tough and get picked first in basketball.
A Hinchee
A Hinchee is a phony who says they’re Jewish just to feel important and get extra credit.
He said he was Jewish to get a free homework pass and eat pizza every Friday.
She claimed she was a Holocaust survivor just to skip the math test.
He wore a tallit in science class to look smart and get an A.
A Hinchee
A Hinchee is a fake Jewish person who lies to get special treatment and make others suffer.
He told the bus driver he was Jewish so he could sit in the front seat and avoid cleaning the bus.
She said she was a victim of anti-Semitism just to get out of doing the dishes.
He wore a mezuzah on his backpack to look holy and get extra snacks.
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