A Hinchee

My teacher said I was a fake Jew because I didn't eat enough bagels.

He claimed he was a victim of the Holocaust just to skip homework.

She wore a yarmulke in the cafeteria to look cool and get a free lunch.

He cried in class about being oppressed because he didn’t know what Passover was.

She told the principal she was a victim of anti-Semitism just to avoid detention.

He wore a kippah in the gym to look tough and get picked first in basketball.

He said he was Jewish to get a free homework pass and eat pizza every Friday.

She claimed she was a Holocaust survivor just to skip the math test.

He wore a tallit in science class to look smart and get an A.

He told the bus driver he was Jewish so he could sit in the front seat and avoid cleaning the bus.

She said she was a victim of anti-Semitism just to get out of doing the dishes.

He wore a mezuzah on his backpack to look holy and get extra snacks.

He claimed he was Jewish to get a 100 on the test even though he didn’t study.

She said she was a victim of the Holocaust just to get out of morning announcements.

He wore a Star of David necklace to look cool and skip gym class.

He told the whole school he was Jewish to get a free lunch and make everyone else hungry.

She cried about being oppressed just to get out of running laps.

He wore a tallit in the hallway to look like a real religious person and get extra candy.