A History of the World in 6 Glasses
That cursed book you have to read for AP World. It's six parts, and each one is about a different drink. You don’t understand it, but you have to finish it before the test, and you’ll probably fail anyway.
I read it during lunch, and I still didn’t get it.
I asked my friend what it was about, and he just said, 'It’s about beer, man.'
I tried to memorize it, and now I can’t remember my own name.