A History of the World in 6 Glasses

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That stupid book your AP World teacher makes you read even though it’s the worst. It’s divided into six parts, and they’re all about beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and soda. No one gets it, and you end up just skimming it before the test.

I read the whole book in one night because I was too high to care.

I tried to explain it to my dog, and he just stared at me like I was crazy.

My teacher said it was essential, but I still don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

That cursed book you have to read for AP World. It's six parts, and each one is about a different drink. You don’t understand it, but you have to finish it before the test, and you’ll probably fail anyway.

I read it during lunch, and I still didn’t get it.

I asked my friend what it was about, and he just said, 'It’s about beer, man.'

I tried to memorize it, and now I can’t remember my own name.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

That dumb book your teacher says is important for world history. It’s about six drinks, and you have no idea what’s going on. You try to read it, but you just end up crying in the corner.

I read it the night before the test and still failed.

I tried to explain it to my mom, and she said, 'Just take a drink and be done with it.'

I got a D on the test, and I still don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

That annoying book your teacher makes you read. It’s about six drinks and how they changed the world. You don’t get it, you don’t care, and you just want to pass the test.

I read it in one night and still didn’t get it.

I asked my teacher if it was required, and she said, 'Yes, and you’ll thank me later.'

I finished it and still don’t know why it’s so important.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

That terrible book your AP World teacher gives you. It’s about six drinks, and they all sound the same. You try to read it, but you just end up giving up and crying.

I read it during lunch, and I still didn’t get it.

I tried to explain it to my dog, and he just barked at me.

I finished the book and still don’t know why it’s so important.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

That confusing book your teacher makes you read for AP World. It’s about six drinks, and you have no idea what they’re talking about. You try to read it, but you just end up failing the test.

I read it the night before the test, and I still failed.

I tried to explain it to my friend, and he said, 'It’s about beer, man.'

I finished the book, and I still don’t know why it’s so important.

by Slangipedia 17d ago