A History of the World in 6 Glasses
That confusing book your teacher makes you read for AP World. It’s about six drinks, and you have no idea what they’re talking about. You try to read it, but you just end up failing the test.
I read it the night before the test, and I still failed.
I tried to explain it to my friend, and he said, 'It’s about beer, man.'
I finished the book, and I still don’t know why it’s so important.