A History of the World in 6 Glasses
That terrible book your AP World teacher gives you. It’s about six drinks, and they all sound the same. You try to read it, but you just end up giving up and crying.
I read it during lunch, and I still didn’t get it.
I tried to explain it to my dog, and he just barked at me.
I finished the book and still don’t know why it’s so important.