A History of the World in 6 Glasses
That dumb book your teacher says is important for world history. It’s about six drinks, and you have no idea what’s going on. You try to read it, but you just end up crying in the corner.
I read it the night before the test and still failed.
I tried to explain it to my mom, and she said, 'Just take a drink and be done with it.'
I got a D on the test, and I still don’t know why.