A History of the World in 6 Glasses
That stupid book your AP World teacher makes you read even though it’s the worst. It’s divided into six parts, and they’re all about beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and soda. No one gets it, and you end up just skimming it before the test.
I read the whole book in one night because I was too high to care.
I tried to explain it to my dog, and he just stared at me like I was crazy.
My teacher said it was essential, but I still don’t know why.