A Hippie Wait
when a bunch of hippies get so confused and distracted they end up doing absolutely nothing, even though they were supposed to be doing something important.
The hippies tried to start a food fight, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all forgot what food was and just sat around eating dirt.
The hippies tried to hold a protest, but it turned into a hippie wait because no one knew what the protest was about and everyone just sat around eating mushrooms.
The hippies tried to write a poem, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all just sat around eating bread and staring at the moon.