A Hippie Wait

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when a bunch of hippies get so lazy and spaced out they forget what they're supposed to be doing and end up getting nothing done.
The commune tried to plant a garden, but it turned into a hippie wait because no one knew who was supposed to dig or water.
During the peace rally, the hippies were supposed to chant, but it turned into a hippie wait because everyone was too high to remember the words.
The hippies tried to build a treehouse, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all just sat around eating granola and staring at the sky.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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when a group of hippies try to work together but end up being too weird and unfocused to do anything useful.
At the tie-dye party, the hippies tried to make shirts, but it turned into a hippie wait because they spent more time arguing about the color of the sunset than actually dyeing fabric.
The hippies tried to start a band, but it turned into a hippie wait because no one knew the chords and everyone just kept shouting random lyrics.
The hippies wanted to start a fire, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all sat around trying to count how many clouds passed by.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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when a bunch of hippies get so confused and distracted they end up doing absolutely nothing, even though they were supposed to be doing something important.
The hippies tried to start a food fight, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all forgot what food was and just sat around eating dirt.
The hippies tried to hold a protest, but it turned into a hippie wait because no one knew what the protest was about and everyone just sat around eating mushrooms.
The hippies tried to write a poem, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all just sat around eating bread and staring at the moon.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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